Saturday, July 28, 2012

Last time I checked, there was a huge difference between a lobotomist and a phlebotomist!

Lobotomist on the loose!
A laugh-out-loud moment this morning. Had a sip of hot coffee in my mouth and just spewed it everywhere when I started reading this article from The Madisonville Messenger. The article is titled:  Assistant Shelter Manager Takes Lead. Here's the sentence:

"A little over a year ago, Charles Gentry worked in a lab as a lobotomist, but now he works in a hospital of different sorts."

From Start To Finish: Delicious!

Start with fresh from the garden romas, cukes, and onions. Seed and chop tomatoes. Cut cukes in 1/2 lengthwise, and then chop them. Cut onion vertically and then into thin slices. Add apple cider vinegar or balsamic, olive oil, kosher salt, cracked black pepper, and fresh dill. Stir together. So light and refreshing!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

More Adventures With Molly

More Adventures With Molly

So, no walk last night. It was raining (oh so lovely--lots of strobe lightning and boisterous thunder for several hours), so, tired as I am, I thought, well--at least around the block. So, I didn't put on my tennis shoes. Just kept my flip-flops on. We get a little further than I hoped to go, and Molly does her roll around thing in the driest grass she finds, and she slips out of her collar. And I think, just say Come here girl and get a treat. So, she comes. And I get her collar on.  Meanwhile, fireworks (which are banned this year) are exploding and she's getting skiddish and pulling hard. And then, I blow out one of my flip flops and realize we still have a long way to home. So, I carry the dead thing in one hand, Molly's leash in the other, try to hang on to her as the fireworks keep going off, try to look like Yep, I meant to do this (dead flip flop) as car lights meet the two of us, me hobbling and hoping I don't step on some glass or a nail or someone's sputum.  Yep, real good time, folks!